'DESPERATE STEEL'- Robot Soap (pt.1)

Author: bigworm

Date: April 23, 2010

by bigworm
4-23-10
One morning... when reality wasn't an issue, one robot caught another robot performing an auto-erotic command. "Ha ha ha" said the grey robot, "what have we here?"
"Oh God, I'm so ashamed!", cried the red robot. "I can't believe I didn't hear you coming." "It's ok" said the grey robot. "Here's some oil to quiet those clanking arms."
"What's the use?" cried the red robot. I'm never going to get any pussy anyway!"