THE 6 STAGES OF A WOMAN'S LIFE.

Author: bigworm

Date: May 7, 2010

by bigworm
5-07-10
goo goo... gack uckk! what the hell was that?
sure i will ... if you gimme a piece of candy.
yum yum... only $20.
HELLO?!!! I'm a WHORE!!! WHORE HERE!!! May I have your attention please? I'm a FUCKING WHORE!!! For $10 I'll suck your FUCKING DICK!!! For a lobster dinner, I'll EAT YOUR CRUSTY ASSHOLE!!!
Well?!!! You like what you see? Don't worry boy, I still got what it takes! I'll toss your fuckin' salad for $5.
First I was a 'candy striper', then I was a loving and devoted housewife.