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One day I was out by the barn, where I happened upon a large fly.
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| Same to you sir. I'd like to become a member of the Amish community. | |
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I deemed him unfit for the Amish faith.
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| I regret to inform you, that's not possible. | |
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| Why is that? Is it because I'm a stinking germ infested fly? Is it because I eat shit... your own included? Is it because I wasn't born into the faith? | |
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Before I could even answer the fly, he left a large bowel movement right there in front of my barn. Anger got the better of me.
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| HONEY!!! Would you please bring me the swatter? | |
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