The Rhythmic Epistles- Herman's Hermits/'..Somethin' Good'

Author: bigworm

Date: July 26, 2010

by bigworm
7-26-10
Woke up this mornin' feelin' fine, but now there's crucifixition on my mind. The Romans came to get me, say they're gonna' nail me to a cross! Whoa yeh! Oo-ee,
Somethin's wrong here, I thought I was the boss!!
Then I heard my dad was in on it, the first chance I get I'm gonna' wring his tit. I asked him for a fiberglass cross, but they got me wood.
(I asked for fiberglass, but they got me wood). Something's wrong here, my dad did less than he could.
I only tore down a temple or two, but what's the matter with that, they're run by Jews.
Can't even get my dick in my hand, and this is gonna' be a 3-night stand!