R.C.L.- even rabbits need duct tape sometimes

Author: bigworm

Date: August 5, 2010

by bigworm
8-05-10
I've brought you out here because there's a bunch of paramedics who will be able to tend to you after I shoot you.
Well, at the risk of sounding like an ass-kisser, I want you to know that...
...I sincerely appreciate your kind thoughts and I'm sure all my relatives do too. I certainly deserve to be shot, and thank you for taking it upon yourself to perform this unpleasant task for me...
What's going on? I can't even remember why I'm here.
...and please extend my warm regards to the paramedics (who move at the speed of a dehydrated tortoise sitting in it's shell awaiting imminent death). Did you know my Indian name was 'Talking Shit'?