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...like a cockroach on a styrofoam plate...he moves considerably less than silently through the dark...
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...and just like some nocturnal buzzard named Robin Hood, sniffing the stench gradient... he methodically hones in on the bullseyes... [Let's listen in...]
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| * lappity lappity suckity suckity nipple-slobber nipple-slobber lappity lappity nipple-slobber shlurpitty* **primeval wolf-howl ejaculatory sounds** aahhhh...!!! *scurry scurry* | |
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According to the victim..."Before I could even turn the light on and get my billfold out to compensate him, he had sucked and dried my fun-bumps, returned them to their padded cups... and was gone..."
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