'MIDNIGHT NINJA TITTY SUCKER' POLICE PRESS CONFERENCE

Author: bigworm

Date: August 11, 2010

by bigworm
8-11-10
Chief!!! You told the press that this was the 'Midnight Ninja Titty Suckers' first victim! How could you make such a statement?
I made that statement based on my many years in law enforcement.
Could you explain further please?
It made sense to me that he would strike again...
...because it sounds like the kind of thing any normal guy would want to do more than once.