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| Your mom likes my cock so much she keeps pictures of it taped to the inside of her glasses. | |
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| Your mom likes my buttcrack so much that she... uhh... she... | |
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| Times up oh ye of sparse vocabulary, not to mention sparse inches in penicular length! Your mom likes my dickhole so much she keeps her tongue like a pickle all day long wishin' it was in it! | |
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| Yeh, but your mom said... | |
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| Please! Spare me the discomort of your diabolical witticisms, 'cus they're nothing compared to the flabbergasting reality of your mother's buttcrack spread open and covering the whole fucking bed! | |
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| Just give me a minute... I'm trying to shit on your mother's face in the dark, and you're not helping things at all! | |
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