~ENCOUNTERS BETWEEN DEAD MORMON MEN~ [5]

Author: bigworm

Date: August 18, 2010

by bigworm
8-18-10
I'm glad you stopped by, I was beginning to worry a bit.
Your worry may be justified. You're supposed to be populating a freakin' universe, and you ain't even got one lousy baby yet!
But how could I have any children? You haven't brought me my wife yet!
You need a little patience buddy! I was bringin' her here the other day when lo and behold there you are buttfucking that moron on the next planet!
*bing*
Welcome to 'Lower Heaven' paradise you naughty Mormon man. You seem a little nonplussed... burdened perhaps with hesitancy.
Yes indeed I am. I am agape! I am completely agape, and for your edification, this in inclusive of my asshole.