ALIEN BAR TALK.

Author: bigworm

Date: August 27, 2010

by bigworm
8-27-10
We were laughing so hard, we both popped our eyes out at the same time, and were rolling around on the floor. So we started feeling around to find 'em, but we were drunk as hell!
She grabbed mine by mistake, and I grabbed hers by mistake, and we popped them in pretty much at the same time. I figured out what was going on before she did, and so I looked down at my dick...
... and we've been together ever since.