SCORE 1 FOR THE ALIENS!

Author: bigworm

Date: September 3, 2010

by bigworm
9-03-10
This is the Captain of 'Interplanetary Security Forces' speaking! Come out with your hands up, or we will open fire!!!
FIRE 1!!! FIRE 2!!!
OWW!!! That shit's burning my dick! I need medical attention!!! I surrender!
CEASE FIRE!!! Send in 'Interplanetary Medical Services' to apply bandages to the alien's penis, and tell him alien whores are on their way!