How to keep your monkey's ass 'bed-bug free'!-3

Author: bigworm

Date: September 3, 2010

by bigworm
9-03-10
Are you ready for another night of marital ecstacy my little monkey bride? We're in this together! KILL THE BED-BUGS!!!
*suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck shwip pffftoooeee chew chew chewroo...* OH BABY, that was the biggest juiciest motherfuckin' bedbug I ever sucked outa' ANY monkey's ass!!!
*whew!* That there motherfucker done took it outa' me. Baby... did you get your nut, 'cus that bug done got mine!
He knows damn well that was a hemorrhoid!