MORMON SEX vs. CATHOLIC SEX, [in debate form].

Author: bigworm

Date: September 7, 2010

by bigworm
9-07-10
We Mormons have 'Compound Sex'. That's where we do family members over and over inside a fence.
Your style of sex is very good, but we Catholics bung-hole Parish toddlers under the alterpiece.
We Mormons don't have to spend any money on prostitutes, 'cus we marry our favorite ones!
We Catholics jerk off in the communion wine, feed it to the parishoners, then take money from the basket.
The bottom line is... Do you get your own universe after living a righteous Catholic life?
No, but when you get caught, do you get shipped off to a brand new crop of juvenile pussy and cock?