He could have just said, "Alright, where do I sign?"

Author: bigworm

Date: September 28, 2010

by bigworm
9-28-10
WELCOME TO 'THE ROCK'S SCHOOL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'
Hey Rock! I've always wanted to be a pro wrestler!
You're a natural kid! We'll just add some bags under your eyes and call you 'The Punk'!
WELCOME TO 'THE ROCK'S SCHOOL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'
Honestly though, the fees are too stiff.
I hear ya'! For you... I'll knock 50% off if you sign up within the next 20 minutes!
WELCOME TO 'THE ROCK'S SCHOOL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING'
Alright! Rock... enroll me!!!