SCENES FROM THE 'LOST MOMENT ARCHIVES'!~2

Author: bigworm

Date: October 14, 2010

by bigworm
10-14-10
God goes on the 'Maury Show' for a DNA paternity test.
God... when it comes to Jesus Christ, you ARE NOT his father!
I gotta' call mom right away...
*Hey son, what's up?*
Mom, I just saw the 'Maury Show', and a DNA test proved God isn't my dad!
*OH MY GOD! Does this mean I'm not a virgin?!!*