IMPROBABLE PARTY CONVERSATION W/IMPROBABLE ENDING!

Author: bigworm

Date: October 22, 2010

by bigworm
10-22-10
My body just told my brain that I have to go poop, but that the poop is so big and hard... that It's probably going to rip my butt-hole on the way out.
My body just told my brain that I have to go poop too, but that my butt-hole is so loose that the poop will probably run out my ass and I won't even know it's happening.
Ooohhhh... I'm so attracted to an incontinent man!
I'm equally attracted to a constipated young woman.
Tell me you wear 'Depens'.
I'm sportin' a 2-pack!