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STARDATE: MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO.
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| If I don't get out of this cave soon, I'll go insane. Something with a big raspy tongue keeps licking my ass, over and over, day in... day out. Is there no respite for a 'Pillar of Salt Man'? | |
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GPS: NOAH'S CAVE- [where the rash gets heavy... in the gluteal trench!]
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| Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. Lick lick lick... slurp. | |
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CONDITIONS: 'DIRE'... THE COW COUPLE DISCUSS QUALITY OF THEIR LATEST 'LICK' SHIPMENT.
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| Ewww! There's something wrong with that salt. It has a funny flavor. | |
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| I'm not even sure it's salt! It tastes more like shit to me. | |
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