CC 465: Serial Toppings

Author: bigworm

Date: December 1, 2010

by bigworm
12-01-10
We represent the cutting edge in cereal marketing strategy. Our new target is the vast untapped market of delinquent youth. Which of you is up to the task?
I'll take the job sir!
Aren't you the alcoholic pizza delivery boy we all mock and deride every time you show up?
Yessir I am!
Why would I give you the job?
For one, I'd stop blowin' my nose on your pizzas.