GOD'S MAGIC COMEDY STAND-UP ROUTINE SHOW~1

Author: bigworm

Date: December 4, 2010

by bigworm
12-04-10
So, this dude comes up me and says "I'm God, and I'm looking for someone to write my memoirs."
So I said "I'd love to do it, but you're God, and I ain't nothin' but Jack Shit!"
So he says "Does flame broiled Jack Shit sound good to you?" So I say "Sure, but could you make it 'flame broiled Monterey Jack Shit?"