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| Good morning everyone. This is William. William is a brilliant thinker, though lately he has fallen on hard times. Give 'em your thoughts on cereal William. | |
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| Basically, children want sugar. Put sugar in the name, and sugar in the product. Name it something like 'Cotton Candy Puffs'. | |
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| The 'puffs' would be different colors, and a certain percentage of each color would be designed to dissolve quickly, causing the child to want more cereal poured into their bowl. | |
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| You'll have 'C.C. Puffs' for girls, and 'C.C. Puffs' for boys, making it neccessary for parents to purchase more boxes of cereal, and giving the kids a basis for expressing smugness to one another. | |
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| The quickly dissolving 'puffs' will super-saturate the cereal milk with sugar, causing the child to ravenously gulp, guzzle, lick, slurp, and suck down every last freaking drop... in the bowl that is. | |
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| Thus, pleasing the mothers by getting the child to drink their milk, as well as *ahem*... preparing the child for adulthood. | |
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