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| 'G' is for the 'GET' in "You'd better GET this straight bitch!!!" Then, after I said that, I would wrap my 'misogynistic manhood' in 80-grit sandpaper and dry-hump your butt crack, again and again. | |
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| 'H' is for 'HONOR', the most common component of the way I treated you. | |
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| 'I' is for 'I'. It was always about you...you were so inconsiderate! "I want this... I want that... I'm not comfortable when you do that... I don't know how much longer I can take this..." ad nauseum. | |
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| 'J' is for 'JOCULAR', which is for the attitude I wanted so desperately for us to share... but couldn't because you always had to be so grim. | |
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| 'K' is for your insipid and uncute shortening of the term 'oK' in your text messages, where I'd have to drag my cell phone out of it's holder , just to see your stupid one letter response. | |
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| 'L' was for your failure to 'LAUGH' at my funny jokes, like "What's black & blue and brown all over?" | |
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