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| 'M' can only stand for the i'MM'ense disappointment I felt in you when you repeatedly declined and/or failed to perform completly normal sexual acts that I had asked you politely to perform. | |
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| 'N' is for 'NO' as in... "You ain't never gonna' say 'NO' 'NO' mo'!" | |
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| 'O' is for your apparently never ending need to say "Ow, that hurts...!", every time I 'youknowwhatted' you, as if I couldn't remember that from the last time! | |
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| 'P' is for 'PIA ZADORA', whom I'd have much rather fucked than you. | |
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| 'Q' is for the 'QUANTUM LEAP' our sex life took after the 'door-stop incident'. | |
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| 'R' is for 'marital RAPE', which you consistently obliged me to engage in over the course of our (due to your quirks), unusual relationship! | |
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