The Diaries of 'Near-Miss Self-Realization'

Author: bigworm

Date: January 2, 2011

by bigworm
1-02-11
Dear Diary... I'm going to see a Dr. Something's wrong with my nose. I'm always smelling tuna.
Oops! I need to change my panties before I go!
Darn it all! Now I can't remember what I was gonna' do.