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| Jesus! What's takin' you so long? We've only got 30 minutes before your appointment to die for the sins of others, and you're not the only one who needs to use the bathroom. | |
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| Father, will I be able to use my hands to saw a plank when I'm on the cross? Will I be able to hammer a nail when I'm on the cross? Will my hands be able to use any of the tools thou hast given me? | |
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| Of course not!!! Your hands are gonna' be nailed to the fuckin' cross!!! And just to set the record straight... you won't be able to jack-off on the cross either! Any more dumb-ass questions? | |
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| No, I think you just asked the last one Pa. *wap wap... wap wap wap...........wap* | |
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| Are you jackin' off right now? | |
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| Make that the last one! *wap wap wap... wap wap... wap wap wap* | |
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