RCD 44: LONG DISTANCE, ROMANTIC BESTIAL COWBOY DATING-

Author: bigworm

Date: January 16, 2011

by bigworm
1-16-11
As I stand here... alone, memories of the fun you and I used to have, flood my mind... like so many sluggish salamanders underneath some rotting log.
Do you remember how we used to stomp the shit out of those salamanders? Then we would run off... carefree... and alive?
But now... my long lost wayfaring dairy-maid, thou hast gone away, like the salamanders of olde...
Yoo-hoo, the salamanders are dead, I went to the salt-lick for 10 minutes, and stop calling me 'dairy-maid'.