IN THE COURT OF KING E. RONIUS~2

Author: bigworm

Date: January 18, 2011

by bigworm
1-18-11
So... you seek to have your 'chastity visor' removed. On what grounds is your request based?
Your Majesty... the visor prevents me from having a good relationship with my cat.
Did your cat ever knead your groin?
How would I know that your Majesty?
How could you possibly not know it? Every time my cat kneads my groin, I assure you... I KNOW it!
WTF???