WITH 2 YOU GET 'BUFFALO'!

Author: bigworm

Date: February 28, 2011

by bigworm
2-28-11
I picked the guy up and took him home for a little 'chupa chupa'... you know. He started screaming like a bitch when it got bit off. I told him, "Be quiet, I have neighbors you know!"
So... did it get bit off first, and then he screamed like a bitch? Or did he scream like a bitch first, and then it got bit off? But most importantly, did he honor your request to quiet down?
Well, he was actually already screaming like a bitch before I bit it off, and no, he did not honor my request to quiet down. He started screaming even more, like I was going to kill him or something!
That clearly shows 'intent not to get along' on his part! So, do you remember what happened next?
Lemme' think... ummm... oh yeh, I'm pretty sure next is when he died of natural causes.
Happens every day. If it's okay with you, I'll just put "Death from heart-attack, perhaps during sexual relations."?