PLEADING YOUR CASE TO SANTA AND GOD ALL AT ONCE!

Author: bigworm

Date: April 8, 2011

by bigworm
4-08-11
Dear Santa, I'm writing you this letter so you'll know what I want for christmas.
You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
What the hell?!! I guess you could call this scratchin'!
I want all of ONE LOUSY MOTHERFUCKING BITCH TO SUCK MY GODFORSAKEN COCK!!!
You sure you're not lookin' for a sandwich?
don't get me wrong i could be
Dear God, Am I asking for too much?
Say "No" to blowjobs!