IF DOGS DID STAND-UP!...act 3

Author: bigworm

Date: April 15, 2011

by bigworm
4-15-11
I've studied hard all my life... striving to be recognized by the A.K.A. I get letter after letter telling me I'm a 'mutt'.
A lowlife Chihuahua buddy of mine sits around drinking beer all day, bloats out like Porky Pig, burps and farts all the time... and TA-DA...!!!...
...'Rat Terriers' .