The Highly Unlikely Thought Processes of ragu4u!

Author: bigworm

Date: August 8, 2011

by bigworm
8-08-11
"Perchance to dream..."
Honey, if you need sexual services of any kind, just ring the bell by your bed, and one of our Candystripers will be right there.
Oh my...! *boing* That sounds just wonderful!
We want our patients to be as comfortable as possible, so if you would like a pre check-in blowjob, I'd be pleased to take care of you right away.
Sure, *boing boing* but only if you want to. *boing throb drip*
Oh I really do, and if for any reason you should become incapacitated and/or unable to respond, a member of our 'Special Forces' {SEXUAL DIVISION}, will hump you back to life.
Damn! My insurance rocks!!!