MARCH OF THE BLOODLUST ZOMBIES!!!

Author: bigworm

Date: August 18, 2011

by bigworm
8-18-11
The zombies gathered round the sacramental fire, biding their time... chanting zombie rhyme!
BOOM shaka-laka BOOM BOOM...
But their thirst for blood was stuck in neutral, as the fire raged on!
Dude... that's African! We're Zombies! As far as I know, we're not associated with any nationality. We have our own chants.
Fine! If you wanna' be the chant leader, then you be the chant leader! I was just trying to get things rolling. I'm still gonna' be a Zombie, right?
As the fire crackled ominously into the darkness, the bloodthirsty Zombies went over certain aspects of Zombie etiquette.
Don't be so insecure, yes, you're still a Zombie, but you can't go up to someone and say, "Hey, I can suck your blood... right?" You never ask for permission first. Just suck blood! No conversation!