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| You know that song 'Don't Worry, Be Happy'? It just pisses me off! It's like telling a poor Brazilian orphan, "Don't eat out of the landfill, eat at a fancy restaurant." | |
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| Calm down! It's just a 'jingle', and a cute one at that! I don't think it's intended to be a working philosophy. So, as a 'jingle'... it works great! | |
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| I get where you're comin' from, but people have 'real' problems, so why not sing a 'real' song that offers something 'real'? | |
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| I'll tell you what a 'REAL' problem is bucko! A 'REAL' problem is my fucking 1/2" dick! Talk about 'REAL' problems... try having a 1/2" fucking dick!!! | |
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| Wow! That is a 'real' problem. I'm sorry. I... I don't know what to say... uhhh... "DON'T WORRY, BECOME A WOMAN"? | |
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