JESUS JERRY CHRIST SPRINGER!!!

Author: bigworm

Date: September 7, 2011

by bigworm
9-07-11
I'm really glad to be here with ya'll tonight!!! You got the best crowd, you really do.
*clap clap clap... clap clap clap!*
You kill a few more babies here than I go for, but other than that, you're a great crowd!
Whooo... whooo... kill babies!!! kill babies!!! kill babies!!!
Oh! Don't wanna' forget... I got a brand new ax sharpener on the market, and they'll be available after the show, and also throat-corks for the youngin's who just won't shut the fuck up!
We love throat-corks!!! We love throat-corks!!!