Re: ragu4u's 'Second Chances'...

Author: bigworm

Date: September 21, 2011

by bigworm
9-21-11
Look ragu4u, I'm thinkin' you're an alright guy, but you gotta' knock them Jesus jokes off. Plan to live right, ok?
Absolutely sir. No more dumb Jesus Jokes. Plus I got me an 'Isotonic Gluteal Munch Clapper', touted as the No.1 machine to make your anus a prehensile organ.
I swear by that machine. I use it five times a day! Look at my glutes! I can take the cap off a pepsi bottle, cork out of a wine bottle, crabs offa' pubic hair (my own if need be). I am the man!
Your glutes are awesome sir, and all shiny too!
They're shiny for you boy! Whenever you need 'em, just give me a call. Right now maybe? Huh? *clap clap, munch munch*! You may never get another chance!
That would be a second chance I hope I never get the chance to pass up! Oh... there's my cancer callin', gotta' go!