THE MIND-BOGGLING ADVENTURES OF PRIVATE PIG!- pt.1

Author: bigworm

Date: October 1, 2011

by bigworm
10-01-11
Very well Barnyard Pig! Are you prepared to give your life in service of your country?
Oink oink sir!
Do you solemnly swear to never again oink at this commanding officer for the duration of this tour of duty, so long as you live, so help you God?
Oink oink sir! Uh... just kidding... uh, *ahem*, sir!
Cookie... I would like Private Pig to have an apple for lunch? Do you understand?
Yessir, I understand perfectly!