THE MIND-BOGGLING ADVENTURES OF PRIVATE PIG!- pt.3

Author: bigworm

Date: October 1, 2011

by bigworm
10-01-11
Sgt.! Do you understand what I mean when I say "Take care of Cookie so well that he never needs to be taken care of again"?
Yessir I do!
Thanks for all the attention Sgt.! My tater-tunnel syndrome is feelin' lots better.
Just following orders Cookie. I'm leaving Private Pig to oversee your continuing care.
Thanks for all your help Private Pig! Feel free to uh... pig-out on as many apples as you want! Har har har... har har har... whoa!!! Har har har...
Hoink hoink hoink... *knee-slap, knee-slap*. hoink hoink hoink... *knee slap, knee slap*!