THE MIND-BOGGLING ADVENTURES OF PRIVATE PIG!- pt.4

Author: bigworm

Date: October 1, 2011

by bigworm
10-01-11
Thank you for answering my call so quickly. I have somewhat peculiar problem of the porcine ilk, and I just so happen to want pork-chops for lunch.
I like pigs 'cus they squeal a lot, and real loud!
Howdy Private Pig! I'm supposed to play with you 'till about an hour before lunch. Whoopie! Tra la la la la la la!!! This is lots of fun, huh?
It sure is Mr. uhhh... Mr. uhh. Hockeymaskdude! It's fun! *Whoop whoop, snort snort*. Let's play hide 'n seek!
Ready or not, here I come!!!
I'm over here in the trees!!! Come and find me! Oops... now you know where I am!