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| The Supreme Court's recent decision to allow robots to run for president is expected to lead to more unconventional candidates | |
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| For example, animal rights activists are lobbying the Green Party to nominate an actual animal for president! | |
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| If you asked me, I'd vote for a MOUSE or a GOAT before I'd vote for RALPH NADER!
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| (ha, ha, ha)
In a related story, an adorable penguin named Jean-Michel Le Fin has been named Prime Minister of Canada... | |
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meanwhile... somewhere under the Arctic Circle...
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| ...in a sweeping parliamentary victory for the Liberal Party.
Le Fin has promised to bring... | |
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