Wally the Conspiracy Theorist #4

Author: bike

Date: August 1, 2007

by bike
8-01-07
Wally at the office...
So Wally, (snicker) I bet you're pretty upset about all this robot for president nonsense, huh?
actually...
The robots are pretty harmless. People should really be concerned about the penguins...
Before 1907, there was no credible evidence that penguins even existed. It was like they just appeared overnight...
Some people think that they were created by the government, but I know FOR A FACT that they are actually from a different galaxy...
Their spaceships float underwater in the Arctic Circle, hidden beneath icebergs...
why the f*ck do I even try talking to this guy...