Cliff Notes: Dune

Author: bike

Date: August 2, 2007

by bike
8-02-07
You are the KWISATZ HADERACH, Paul! Put on this suit that lets you drink your own pee and go into the desert...
ok
There you will lead the Fremen. Once you control the spice, you will totally have the Guild and CHOAM by the short ones...
spice, uh-huh
and watch out for the water of life, 'cuz it will totally f*ck you up.
Any questions?
You're kidding about the drinking my own pee part, right?