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| Mr. Arbox, in response to your claim that he eats like a terrorist, Mayor Guliagi has sworn to eat only hot dogs and apple pie until election day. Any thoughts... | |
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| What Mayor Guliagi is forgetting is that hot dogs and apple pie are actually German foods, and that Cool Ranch Doritos are the only food that is truly ALL-AMERICAN... | |
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| I believe the American people deserve a leader who knows the difference, Rita! | |
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| You heard it here first, America - Could a Guliagi Presidency mean the end of Cool Ranch Doritos? More on this story as it develops... | |
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