Wally the Conspiracy Theorist #10 (part 3 of 3)

Author: bike

Date: August 27, 2007

by bike
8-27-07
Get back! Get away! You're not really a woman, are you?
uh, I don't know what you're talking about Wally... of course I'm a woman!
No, you can't be! Only drug dealers and NASCAR drivers have buttsex on the first date! You would know that if you were really human!
(sigh) You're right Wally, this has gone on long enough. I really didn't want it to come to this...
AARRGGH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
I'm sorry Wally, but I can't have you running around telling people about our plans. But for the future, here's some advice - Never say 'no' to buttsex, even if it's with a penguin.