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| Dear Senator McCain: you are OLD. This is a problem politically, as you need to attract young voters | |
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| You have no chance of attracting 18-25 year old females, as they are all in love with Barack Obama. But there is a way to reach out to 18-25 year old males... | |
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| Specifically, your daughter Meghan's. Have her make a sex tape and "leak" it online, then express great moral outrage when it is found | |
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| Conservatives will watch happily as you reign her in and rescue her from the moral decay brought about by a permissive liberal society... | |
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| and young male voters will flock to you, confident that their choice for First Daughter knows how to handle a cock. Or two, or three, or four... | |
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