We stopped selling breakfast at 10:30

Author: bike

Date: September 17, 2008

by bike
9-17-08
Son, when I was your age, if I saw a pretty young girl, I would think "I wonder if she's easy?"
And then, when I got older and had a family, if I saw a young girl, I would think "I wonder if she babysits?"
And now, when I see a young girl, I think "I wonder if she'll change my diapers when I'm in a nursing home?"
So you see, son - your perception of things changes based on what's important to you at that time...
FINE! I'll sell you a goddamn egg-and-cheese biscuit, just stop with your boring-ass stories already!
and don't be forgetting the senior discount now...