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| Dear Barbara Walters: If you are looking for a way to spice up "The View" - I've got the perfect solution | |
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| Get rid of Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She is batshit crazy and none of the other hosts can stand her. | |
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| You'll need to replace her with another young blond conservative. The ideal choice is Meghan McCain -but she will not be ready for a few years, as right now, she is completely full of herself | |
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| However, her blatant attempts to establish herself as a moderate conservative pundit will inevitably fail as conservative women only succeed if they are harpies and nutjobs (e.g. Michelle Bachmann) | |
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| After a few years of non-success, she'll be ready to settle down into a stable gig, and that's when you kick Hasselbeck to the curb. | |
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| Sorry, there's no real joke here - I just had this idea and I wanted to put in down in writing. If any of you actually know Barbara Walters, feel free to pass it along... | |
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