What are you doing this weekend?

Author: bikity

Date: January 26, 2001

by bikity
1-26-01
so, what you oding this weekend?
Oh, i dunno... the usual, bum around town... rent a movie... hang out with my girlfriend....
What about you, what are you doing?
Well, first I figured I'd kick back a few fifth's of motor oil, molest the elderly, and then go back to my room where I would cry myself to sleep. You know, same as every weekend
Have you ever considered professional counseling?