Ripe Mellons

Author: bikity

Date: January 30, 2001

by bikity
1-30-01
Pardon me son, but I'm looking for somone to help me with an important experiment...
Sure! What is it mister scientist sir?
Well... we're looking for a few test subjects to see the effect of masturbation on the hand....
hmmmm....
Well, I'll be glad to help, but I don't masturbate by conventional methods. My way involves a ripe member of the mellon family... and a microwave...