The modern relationship

Author: bikity

Date: February 2, 2001

by bikity
2-02-01
So Mary, why did we go out so long? You cheated on me, I cheated on you, we both despised each other.
Oh, I dunno... there were a couple of reasons I guess
Like what?
The sex was better than average, we looked great together... and I guess the most important reason is well...
Yeah?
You were willing to buy me shit.