Star Wars: A New Jabba

Author: bikity

Date: February 6, 2001

by bikity
2-06-01
So the other day I'm watching Jedi, and I realized that Jabba the Hutt is my hero!
Why's that?
Well, it was mostly those fine ass dancing girls, but that hunnie eatin' rancor was pretty sweet too!
So, you wanna be all fat and slimy, and feed strippers to an overseized puppy?
Well, when you put it that way.... HELLS YES!!!