True Garfield #3

Author: bill_gates

Date: December 1, 2005

by bill_gates
12-01-05
GARFIELD I WANTED TO SHOW YOU MY NEW SOCKS! I HAVE 7 PAIRS, ONE FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK! AND ON EACH SOCK, IT SAYS A DAY!
I don't care.
SO YOU KNOW WHICH DAY TO WEAR THAT SOCK ON! AND GUESS WHAT GARFIELD?
Drum roll.
I'M WEARING TUESDAY'S PAIR AND TODAY IS WEDNESDAY GARFIELD! I'M A REBEL, I'M SURE TO GET SOME FEMALE COMPANY NOW GARFIELD!
I'm a cat. I can't understand what you're saying.